Trials of the Road

You jump in your car but you're already late
Then a train, heavy traffic, school crossings - You wait
For pedestrians, equestrians, and cyclists galore,
And you narrowly avoid a fender bender or four

Speeding ticket, thick fog, and the radio's broken,
"Are we there yet?", wrong exit, and your transmission's smokin',
Construction, dead-end, swerve! Fallen tree!
Then BUMP! goes the cat that you just didn't see

On top of all that, someone just cut you off!
You speed up to pass them, flip the bird, and then scoff
You look down at the gauge and realize you need gas
When did driving become such a pain in the butt?


But just when you thought it would never be
You've finally made it!............... to the DMV